Hal Fairbanks is the founder, sole continuous
and original member, drummer, manager and cranky curmudgeon for the
band. So its basically all his fault.
He and Jimi are the only 'Educators', the rest of us work all
summer. And despite his advanced age, Hal pole-vaults for fun.
Angelo Ramone is the Man. He's the man 24X7,
uptown, downtown, he's the man when he's laying it, and he's the man when
he's playing it. So don't even think about calling me the man
no more, okay, cause everybody knows Angelo is the Man. Peace
Out.
And he has never worn a wedding dress to any gigs.
Larry Germain - is the very heart, soul and backbone of our rythym
section, who owes his funky success to Dr.Bootsy who slapped him on the
One at birth.
He's been seriously funky ever since.
Jimi Battoglia adds luster to the rythym section and
dirty lyrics to the vocals. He knows Hal from Back In The Day
in Rochester, also is the only band member who tapes his fingers before
every performance the exact same way the Randy 'Macho Man' Savage taped
his. Oh Yeah.
Seriously, if you think this is easy, just YOU try pounding your fists
on a drum for 8 sets a weekend, and see if you can feel them again before
Wednesday.
When it comes to guitars, Tony Waite is about as
serious as your 4th Heart Attack. Possessing the finest
hardware, and plays with a fierce yet, inventive melodic
passion.
Whats best: he doesn't wear purple spandex lizard-skin pants.
Like some guitar players we know.
Marcus Fussell is the latest addition to the
Educators, replacing the late Bobby Miceli who spontaneously combusted
in June 2001.
Marcus is a demon on those keys, he knows all the signature licks and has
the best B3 sound ever produced in a keyboard that weighs less than Turner
Stadium.
Johnny Stingray.
Rock star. *** teen idol *** a legend in his
own mind. His playing is really alot better than it sounds.